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Forrest Gump found in Dallas, adds “first iPhone 4 camper” to his many accolades.
June 18th, 2010 by SQ

We were blown away to find that Forrest Gump is alive and well.  After having moved to Dallas (apparently either due to Katrina of the oil spill) he’s once again chasing down new and remarkable feats.  Yesterday, one whole week before iPhone 4′s release, he hunkered down in his pursuit of become the first iPhone camper worldwide, setting the record for earliest electronics device campout once owned by a highly animated coffee cup which stood in line for 3 days outside the very first Apple Store built – located at Tyson’s Corner, Virginia – only three years ago.

Congratulations, Forrest.  You’ve come a long way from the world ping pong championships.  We’re hoping you have an empty coffee cup of your own handy, by the way.


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